Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...