The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...