Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
What’s a Jewish American Princess’ favorite position?
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Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
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Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
Return your keys
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Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
A bad day
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays...