Revised Christmas days
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Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
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A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
How is sex like air?
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Grinch Quiz!
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Measure Intelligence
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There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa…
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa. It...
Read The Manual Please!
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Fill Er Up!
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