Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...