Europe English
|The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Nag Nag Nag!
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
The football-playing turkey
|The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...