Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
I have lost my father
|Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Without a Christmas bonus
|Ten signs you’re not getting a christmas bonus10. Co-workers refer to you as “the...
Avoid While Waiting For Date
Things Not To Do While Waiting For Your Date At Her Parents’ House10. Sniff...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...