Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
Phone Number
Ring Ring…Hello, who is it?Is your phone number 13498732?No.So, why did you pick up...