The President
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning?To Make Sure That She...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...