Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
International Travellers Bloopers
International Travellers Bloopers1. On a French passenger jet: Live West Under Your Seat.2. In...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...