A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Paying Rent
“That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
“Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.” “How could...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...