What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!
Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
Arkansas Crazy Law
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month....
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...