A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...