How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
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There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
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grasshopper with no legs
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They where playing for the cup
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A golf blooded reptile!
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Piccolo joke
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Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
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The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...