Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Heavenly Help
A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
Dat Ain’t Bubba
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so...
A husky foreigner, looking for sex…
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms. When she undressed, he...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...