Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with…
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on,...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...