“E I E I O.”
|It was general question time on the “Top of the World” quiz show and...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
What a Woman Really Needs
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...