Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
How you earned it
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
To All Employees
To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...