Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
What should they get?
|Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her...
Answering Machine Recording
Answering Machine Recording:”You have reached the breast self-examination hot line. Please press 1 now…….Now...
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring?
Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He decided to...
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean…10. I think...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...