Positive Outlooks on Life…
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is...
Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN
|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...