Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss…
During her annual checkup, the well-constructed miss was asked to disrobe and climb onto...
It’s a ladybug
A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...