Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...