Risk of plane bombs
|A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters…
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad,...
Another Chicken Joke
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken’s day off!
Life According To TV Land
What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.