The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona…
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
The following statements were found on patient charts…
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical...
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller…
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Two drunks walk into a bar…
Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and...