Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
All I want for Cristmas…
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter...
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...