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|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
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61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
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An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Great Starting Salary
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
Is he still wrong?
If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Ford
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