Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Different Treatments
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Economists in parades
|There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After...