Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...
The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
My boy(s) Leroy!
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker...