He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Lightbulbs and PMS!
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
M and M’s are too smart!
Why did the blonde get fired from her job working at an MandM factory?...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...