How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What’s a...
Those pesky mini-skirts
In downtown Roanoke, at a crowded bus stop, a good friend of mine was...
Blonde Medical Terminology
ARTERY–The study of fine paintings. BARIUM–What you do when CPR fails. BENIGN–What yoiu are...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...