Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Teaching the child
|As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...