Doctor, Doctor!
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”"What’s come over you?”"2 buses, 3 motorbikes and...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....