cross a spider and an elephant
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Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Men Should Listen
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving...
80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
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Bad Date Signs!
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