Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
A nun is walking down a deserted road when…
A nun is walking down a deserted road when a man grabs her and...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...