How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
Xmas Like A Day At the Office
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?You do all the work...
Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...