Office Worker Resolution
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Stupid people awards
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What’s the definition of AIDS?
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Make me a better musician
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Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Riddle me this???
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To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Stealing from a store
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