There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and...
What’s the Difference
How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?Pull down their...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...