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For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
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Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
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Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
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