A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Learning Chinese terms
|Crash Course in Speaking ChineseChinese Phrase English TranslationAi Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into...