Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Greetings prospective White House interns!
Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
Grandpa’s Safe Sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old...