What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Course of action
One Friday afternoon, two secretaries were hanging around the watercooler at the office. “Veronica,...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
The Crying Horse
One day a guy walks into a bar. The bartender says “if you can...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...