Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
police glow worm
|How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm?it has...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...