French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Think you’re having a bad day!
If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Why Black?
A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown...
DON’T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT
|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a...