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What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
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Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
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Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
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Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
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Driving Violations
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