Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The computer prayer
|Our Morning Prayer . . .Our Hard Drive Which art internal Volume C by...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...