Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam? She wasn’t used to the...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
What is the difference between condoms and coffins?
What’s the difference between condoms and coffins?They both hold something stiff but one’s coming...
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
New Viruses
Should you receive a document with any of the following viruses, you must immediately...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...