Inventions By Blondes
Inventions by Blondes…1. The water-proof towel2. Glow in the dark sunglasses3. Solar powered flashlights...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...