Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Without Woman
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man...
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True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of…
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. SuddenlyClinton grabs...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...