What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door…
The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband....
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...