If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Not a good comparison!
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father who...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
A fellow in a bar notices a woman…
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on...
The Snow White Ad!
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs are roaming in the forest when they come...
Taste Test
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons...