Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Definitions of Children
AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Great reason to drink beer!
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...